Comic Books For Kids Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts

Comic Books For Kids  Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635016604
Release 2014-09-05
Pages 371
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El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more bean blowing stories... The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle (Fart Book Volume 3) goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * Lots More... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda Lots More... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard...



Best Graphic Novels For Kids Farts Book

Best Graphic Novels For Kids  Farts Book Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635017786
Release 2014-08-28
Pages 172
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This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenia clouds...



Fart Book Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts

Fart Book  Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635018080
Release 2014-09-04
Pages 72
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Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B



Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts Dog Humor Books

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts  Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts   Dog Humor Books Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635017311
Release 2014-09-15
Pages 209
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Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick ...



Dramatic Sketches Dedicated to the gentlemen amateurs of Bangalore by their most admiring confr re the author

Dramatic Sketches  Dedicated to the gentlemen amateurs of Bangalore by their most admiring confr  re  the author Author
ISBN-10 BL:A0018105397
Release 1849
Pages 88
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Dramatic Sketches Dedicated to the gentlemen amateurs of Bangalore by their most admiring confr re the author has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Dramatic Sketches Dedicated to the gentlemen amateurs of Bangalore by their most admiring confr re the author also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Dramatic Sketches Dedicated to the gentlemen amateurs of Bangalore by their most admiring confr re the author book for free.



Chicken Little

Chicken Little Author Daryl Sharp
ISBN-10 0919123627
Release 1993-06
Pages 125
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Chicken Little: Messiah, Meshuggeneh or Metaphor? Join the author and Prafessor Adam Brillig in their fearless search for the truth. Book One of The Brillig Trilogy "Remarkably humorous, beautifully written, tantalizingly irreducible and full of the magic and simplicity of being human. At times it left me breathless."



The Poultry Item

The Poultry Item Author
ISBN-10 CORNELL:31924070832773
Release 1913
Pages
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The Poultry Item has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Poultry Item also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Poultry Item book for free.



American Poultry Journal

American Poultry Journal Author
ISBN-10 CORNELL:31924060834060
Release 1938
Pages
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American Poultry Journal has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from American Poultry Journal also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full American Poultry Journal book for free.



The BFG Film Story Book

The BFG Film Story Book Author Roald Dahl
ISBN-10 0140508562
Release 1989
Pages 48
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Kidsnatched from her orphanage by a BFG (Big Friendly Giant), who spends his life blowing happy dreams to children, Sophie concocts with him a plan to save the world from nine other man-gobbling cannybull giants.



Dispatches from the Front Line of Popular Culture

Dispatches from the Front Line of Popular Culture Author Tony Parsons
ISBN-10 UOM:39015034861214
Release 1994
Pages 325
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Dispatches from the Front Line of Popular Culture has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Dispatches from the Front Line of Popular Culture also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Dispatches from the Front Line of Popular Culture book for free.



The Nation

The Nation Author
ISBN-10 STANFORD:36105121714021
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The Nation has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Nation also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Nation book for free.



The glass mountain

The glass mountain Author S. L. Sparling
ISBN-10 034910140X
Release 1990-04-30
Pages 245
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The glass mountain has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The glass mountain also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The glass mountain book for free.



A death in the family

A death in the family Author James Agee
ISBN-10 1572335947
Release 2007-12-30
Pages 582
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Published in 1957 to wide acclaim, James Agee's A Death in the Family was posthumously awarded the Pulitzer Prize for literature. However, the novel had been so heavily edited by publisher and editor David McDowell that it little resembled the manuscript that James Agee had completed at the time of his death. The inaugural title of the University of Tennessee Press's scholarly edition of The Works of James Agee, this restored text of A Death in the Family is, in many ways, a new novel. This volume provides, for the first time, a modern critical edition of Agee's manuscript, a novel based upon his childhood and his attempts to understand the death of his father. The new introduction is a revealing nightmare rather than an idyllic reverie; the book includes ten and one-third previously omitted chapters, substitutes three finished chapters for erroneously printed drafts, and is divided into forty-five chapters rather than twenty; it is chronological and has no flashback chapters; real names of people and places are used, as are more regional speech patterns; and young Rufus (based on young James), his father, and their deep and caring relationship are far more fully developed. All are changes that showcase the intended autobiographical realism of the novel. This comprehensive edition also provides the reader with an introductory essay, a way to read the McDowell edition from it for purposes of comparison, Agee's draft of his memories of his father's death, unfinished letters to his parents, manuscript variants, and textual notes which document each part of the reconstruction. The edition has received the approval of the Committee on Scholarly Editions of the Modern Language Association.Wonderfully evocative, this exciting reconstruction of A Death in the Family provides a firmer sense of Agee's achievement as a writer of creative non-fiction and presents his literary genius to a new generation of readers.



Diaries of a Dead African

Diaries of a Dead African Author Chuma Nwokolo
ISBN-10 9782190039
Release 2003
Pages 193
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Diaries of a Dead African has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Diaries of a Dead African also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Diaries of a Dead African book for free.



This Old Man

This Old Man Author Roger Angell
ISBN-10 9780385541145
Release 2015-11-17
Pages 320
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Roger Angell, the acclaimed New Yorker writer and editor, returns with a selection of writings that celebrate a view from the tenth decade of an engaged, vibrant life. Long known for his range and supple prose (he is the only writer elected to membership in both the Baseball Hall of Fame and the American Academy of Arts and Letters), Angell won the 2015 American Society of Magazine Editors’ Best Essay award for “This Old Man,” which forms a centerpiece for this book. This deeply personal account is a survey of the limitations and discoveries of great age, with abundant life, poignant loss, jokes, retrieved moments, and fresh love, set down in an informal and moving fashion. A flood of readers from different generations have discovered and shared this classic piece. Angell’s fluid prose and native curiosity make him an amiable and compelling companion on the page. The book gathers essays, letters, light verse, book reviews, Talk of the Town stories, farewells, haikus, Profiles, Christmas greetings, late thoughts on the costs of war. Whether it’s a Fourth of July in rural Maine, a beloved British author at work, Derek Jeter’s departure, the final game of the 2014 World Series, an all-dog opera, editorial exchanges with John Updike, or a letter to a son, what links the pieces is the author’s perceptions and humor, his utter absence of self-pity, and his appreciation of friends and colleagues—writers, ballplayers, editors, artists—encountered over the course of a full and generous life. From the Hardcover edition.



Almost Everybody Farts

Almost Everybody Farts Author Marty Kelley
ISBN-10 145491954X
Release 2017-04-04
Pages 32
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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that's sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she's fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.



Revolutionary World

Revolutionary World Author
ISBN-10 UCAL:B3614570
Release 1979
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Revolutionary World has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Revolutionary World also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Revolutionary World book for free.