Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself Author Ij Publishing Llc
ISBN-10 1543111653
Release 2017-02-14
Pages 180
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A Diary is everything you want. A Notebook, Day Planner, Record Book, Organizer, a place to doodle and more. Put simply, a Diary is the tool you need. 180 Pages, Lined on both sides White Paper, Non-Refillable Paperback, 5" x 8" Undated, Unnumbered



Go F ck Yourself Cian

Go F ck Yourself  Cian Author Cian Twomey
ISBN-10 9781911274971
Release 2017-10-05
Pages 208
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Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is a laugh-out-loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian, Cian Twomey. Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear - and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot - according to erratic Emily, the difficult other half to Cian's own personality. Go F*ck Yourself Cian is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily and their heart-warming romance. Cian Twomey: 'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...'



The F Word

The F Word Author Jesse Sheidlower
ISBN-10 0199751552
Release 2009-09-04
Pages 320
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We all know what frak, popularized by television's cult hit Battlestar Galactica, really means. But what about feck? Or ferkin? Or foul--as in FUBAR, or "Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition"? In a thoroughly updated edition of The F-Word, Jesse Sheidlower offers a rich, revealing look at the f-bomb and its illimitable uses. Since the fifteenth century, no other word has been adapted, interpreted, euphemized, censored, and shouted with as much ardor or force; imagine Dick Cheney telling Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy to "go damn himself" on the Senate floor--it doesn't have quite the same impact as what was really said. Sheidlower cites this and other notorious examples throughout history, from the satiric sixteenth-century poetry of James Cranstoun to the bawdy parodies of Lord Rochester in the seventeenth century, to more recent uses by Ernest Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, Ann Sexton, Norman Mailer, Liz Phair, Anthony Bourdain, Junot Diaz, Jenna Jameson, Amy Winehouse, Jon Stewart, and Bono (whose use of the word at the Grammys nearly got him fined by the FCC). Collectively, these references and the more than one hundred new entries they illustrate double the size of The F-Word since its previous edition. Thousands of added quotations come from newly available electronic databases and the resources of the OED, expanding the range of quotations to cover British, Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, Irish, and South African uses in addition to American ones. Thus we learn why a fugly must hone his or her sense of humor, why Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau muttered "fuddle duddle" in the Commons, and why Fanny Adams is so sweet. A fascinating introductory essay explores the word's history, reputation, and changing popularity over time. and a new Foreword by comedian, actor, and author Lewis Black offers readers a smart and entertaining take on the book and its subject matter. Oxford dictionaries have won renown for their expansive, historical approach to words and their etymologies. The F-Word offers all that and more in an entertaining and informative look at a word that, while now largely accepted as an integral part of the English language, still confounds, provokes, and scandalizes.



Dumped

Dumped Author Josh Lewis
ISBN-10 9781440515149
Release 2008-11-17
Pages 176
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Who hasn’t been on the receiving end of one of these gems: “I think maybe we should see other people.” Or, “It’s not you; it’s me.” What about the mother of all breakup lines, “I think we should just be friends”? Finally, the recently dumped have somewhere to turn thanks to the offbeat, write-in therapy of this book. Dynamic - and satiric - author, actor, and director Josh Lewis introduces Sam and Samantha, two desperate dumpees looking to find their way away from their exes - and back into the land of the living and dating! Then, it’s up to you to help the two scorned lovers weed through a jungle of post-breakup mazes, word searches, crosswords, and more. Featuring a stiff dose of sarcasm and humor, chased by a shot of bitterness, this book promises to get any sorry Sam or sad-faced Samantha out of the dumps and back into the game (. . . so they can do it all over again.)



I m Not Always a Dick Just Kidding Go Fck Yourself

I m Not Always a Dick  Just Kidding Go Fck Yourself Author Swear Journals
ISBN-10 1540684431
Release 2016-11-28
Pages 100
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Are you bored? Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts and things you have to get done? Or are you looking for that perfect, humorous gift for that special someone? This is a blank, UNLINED journal. 6x9. Convenient, perfect size to take anywhere! It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift and so much more, all at a very affordable price. This journal also makes a great gift for that special someone in your life. Maybe they curse a little bit, or just like to use the word fuck a lot. It will surely get a laugh, and you will not be able to find a journal like this in stores. There are also many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more.



Yes I m a Bitch Go Fuck Yourself

Yes I m a Bitch Go Fuck Yourself Author Active Creative Journals
ISBN-10 1541061233
Release 2016-12-11
Pages 108
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Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone? This is a blank, lined journal with a naughty, swear word on the cover. You won't be able to find a journal like this in the stores! It's also 6x9, the perfect size to take anywhere! Remember, there are many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. Plus with the swear word on the cover, it will surely lead to many laughs and smiles. It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, Father's Day or any day you want to treat yourself or a loved one. All at a very affordable price. If you are looking for unlined pages, make sure to check out our other journals.



X Treme Latin

X Treme Latin Author Henry Beard
ISBN-10 9781101216620
Release 2005-03-03
Pages 128
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In staff meetings and singles bars, on freeways and fairways, there are aggravating people lurking everywhere these days. But bestselling humorist Henry Beard has the perfect comeback for all prickly situations, offering a slew of quips your nemesis won't soon forget . . . or even understand. Beard's gift is his ability to make fun of popular culture and the current zeitgeist. In X-Treme Latin he provides Latin with an attitude, an indispensable phrasebook that taps the secret power of Latin to deliver, in total safety, hundreds of impeccable put-downs, comebacks, and wisecracks. Within its pages you will learn how to insult or fire coworkers; blame corporate scandals on someone else; cheer at a World Wrestling Entertainment match; talk back to your computer, TV, or Game Boy; deal with your road rage; evade threatening situations; snowboard in style; talk like Tony Soprano; and much more. With dozens more zingers for quashing e-mail pranks, psyching out your golf opponent, giving backhanded compliments, and evading awkward questions, X-Treme Latin is destined for magnus popularity and will have readers cheering, “Celebremus!”



Pokemon Go F Ck Yourself the Adult Coloring Book

Pokemon Go    F Ck Yourself   the Adult Coloring Book Author Pokemon Go Coloring
ISBN-10 1535300973
Release 2016-07-15
Pages 68
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Pokemon Go...Fuck Yourself! Stress Relieving Pokemon Designs, Midnight Backgrounds, Pokemon Patterns, Beautiful Stupid Pokemon Shit and more! Tons of Unique Pokemon Designs to Color! Dozens of Pokemon coloring pages designed for Adults Garden Designs, Animals, Flower Designs, and Paisley Patterns... But mostly just Cursing Pokemon Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The Pokemon Curse and Swear in almost every Stupid Coloring Page Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each Pokemon coloring page is on a separate sheet and you can color them, light them on fire, use them to stick up your ass, or the ass of somebody you know who doesn't currently have any Pokemon stuck up their ass. Tags: Adult coloring books, coloring books for adults, coloring books, coloring books for kids, floral patterns, paisley patterns, flowers, coloring pages for adults, midnight backgrounds, black backgrounds, large coloring books, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring pencils, Pokemon Go Fuck yourself, Pokemon Go App., Pokemon for iPhone



Learning to Forgive Not Just Others But Yourself

Learning to Forgive Not Just Others But Yourself Author
ISBN-10 9781434943156
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Learning to Forgive Not Just Others But Yourself has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Learning to Forgive Not Just Others But Yourself also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Learning to Forgive Not Just Others But Yourself book for free.



Happy Cruelty Day

Happy Cruelty Day Author Bob Powers
ISBN-10 9781466854185
Release 2013-10-08
Pages 416
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For everyone looking to find a little extra magic in a life with little to celebrate, Happy Cruelty Day! is here. Beginning on January 1, this book features 365 new holidays, each accompanied by a strange, dark and humorous short story explaining the day you woke up in and how to celebrate it. These 365 daily doses of delight, perversion, and nonsense include "Hire Someone Attractive To Pretend To Love You Day," "Hang on to Your Wide-Eyed Innocence Day," "Sit in Abject Terror Day," and, of course, "Cruelty Day." Far more than just a humor book, Happy Cruelty Day! is like a daily instructional manual written by a psychopath. On one page, the book has you joining a community crime watch group in an effort to make friends (it won't work). Flip the page, and you'll find the details of your attempt to rescue your husband from a POW camp (you'll fail). Flip it again, and Happy Cruelty Day! will have important insight into how best to befriend a runaway teen (offer her some soup). These holidays celebrate everything from that pivotal point in your life when everything changes, to the day you're not going to do anything but sit on the edge of your bed and get very drunk. When people realize they've fallen in love, or when they realize their love was just a lie. And of course, when love of whatever incarnation brings an index finger to clench tight around the trigger of a gun. Raw, ridiculous, and laugh-out-loud funny, this is a sharp-edged satire on the subtleties, shallowness, and stupidity of daily life.



Here s a Cookie Go Fuck Yourself

Here s a Cookie   Go Fuck Yourself Author Swear Journals
ISBN-10 1541012828
Release 2016-12-09
Pages 108
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Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone? This is a blank, lined journal with a naughty, swear word on the cover. You won't be able to find a journal like this in the stores! It's also 6x9, the perfect size to take anywhere! Remember, there are many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. Plus with the swear word on the cover, it will surely lead to many laughs and smiles. It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, Father's Day or any day you want to treat yourself or a loved one. All at a very affordable price. If you are looking for unlined pages, make sure to check out our other journals.



Yes I m a Cunt Go Fuck Yourself

Yes I m a Cunt Go Fuck Yourself Author Active Creative Journals
ISBN-10 1542982499
Release 2017-02-07
Pages
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This is a blank, lined journal with 108 pages. It's 6x9 inches, a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere. It's perfect for a funny gag gift for any male or female. Or purchase it for yourself for a good laugh and smile. Other features of this notebook include excellent and thick binding, durable white paper and a glossy finished cover. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.



Maybe you should go fuck yourself

Maybe you should go fuck yourself Author Johanna Dreyer
ISBN-10 9783732284160
Release 2014-02-17
Pages 304
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Ja? Nein? Vielleicht... Maybe das ist ein Lebensgefühl. Immer mehr Menschen teilen es. Es geht um Unsicherheit, um Lähmung, um Blockade. Der Maybe wurde in einen ungewollten Stand-by Modus versetzt. Aber wovon eigentlich? Was hindert ihn daran, Entscheidungen zu treffen? Aktiv zu handeln und zu leben? Vielleicht die Leistungsgesellschaft, die unser Hamsterrad anschubst? Vielleicht die befristeten Arbeitsverträge, die uns zu einem Routenlauf quer durch das Land zwingen? Vielleicht die wahnsinnige Geschwindigkeit, in der unsere Welt funktioniert? Oder sind es doch einfach die unendlichen Möglichkeiten, die uns dank der Globalisierung zur Verfügung stehen? Wir haben versucht, uns diesen Fragen zu nähern. Entstanden ist eine Betrachtung des Zeitgeistes. Maybe you should go fuck yourself ist ein Buchprojekt von Johanna Dreyer und Katharina Weiß. Das Buch enthält auf etwa 300 Seiten eigens verfasste Texte, Essays von Außenstehenden, Interviews, Fotografien, Illustrationen und Infografiken. Im Interview wurden befragt: Oliver Jeges, Wolfgang Gründinger, Jan Böhmermann, Nina Pauer, Prof. Dr. Klaus Hurrelmann, Dr. med. Gislind Wach Leibl, Sophie Utikal und Christopher Lauer Essays wurden u.a. beigesteuert von Johanna Maria Knothe und Silke Burmester



Yes I m a Dick Go Fuck Yourself

Yes I m a Dick Go Fuck Yourself Author Active Creative Journals
ISBN-10 1539336867
Release 2016-10-05
Pages 118
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Are you bored? Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts and things you have to get done? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for that special someone who is just evil and hates people? Or maybe this could be a funny, cheap gag gift for a work party. This is a blank, LINED journal. 6x9. Perfect size to take anywhere! It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, back to school time and more, all at a very affordable price. This journal also makes a great gift for that special someone in your life. There are also many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more.



Consider Yourself Lucky

Consider Yourself Lucky Author Claire M. Kinton
ISBN-10 9781458220363
Release 2017-01-23
Pages 320
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Following her arrest and subsequent expulsion from medical school, Katherine Raymond is forced to undergo court-mandated therapy sessions as she works a donut shop drive-thru, unwillingly reunites with her family, gets involved in some questionable dealings at the funeral home next door, and discovers just how quickly a life can fall apart when you’re not paying attention.



And Never Let Her Go

And Never Let Her Go Author Ann Rule
ISBN-10 9780743202794
Release 2000-02-05
Pages 480
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From America's most celebrated true-crime writer comes the heartbreaking real-life drama of a doomed young woman hopelessly trapped in a web of sexual intrigue, political manipulation, and emotional deception by her charming and successful -- but ultimately deadly -- lover. The author of fifteen New York Times national bestsellers, Ann Rule, a former Seattle policewoman, has researched thousands of homicides and understands every facet of murder investigation. Now, in the most complex and shocking book of her long career, she delves into the motivation that drove a seemingly successful man to kill, and she explores heretofore unknown aspects of a fatal affair between a beautiful young woman who moved confidently in the heady world of the upper echelons of government and a widely admired millionaire attorney who was an immensely popular political figure. On June 27, 1996, thirty-year-old Anne Marie Fahey, who was the scheduling secretary for the governor of Delaware, had dinner with a man she had been having a secret affair with for more than two years. "Tommy" Capano, forty-seven, was perhaps the most politically powerful man in Wilmington. Son of a wealthy contractor, former state prosecutor, partner in a prestigious law firm, advisor to governors and mayors, Tom Capano had a soft-spoken and considerate manner that endeared him to many. Although recently estranged from his wife, he was a devoted father to his four beautiful young daughters, the trusted son of his widowed mother, and the backbone of his extended family. But sometime after 9:15 that night when Anne Marie and Tom left a Philadelphia restaurant, something terrible happened to Anne Marie. It would be forty-eight hours before her brothers and sisters realized that she had disappeared entirely. Ann Rule brilliantly traces the lives of both Fahey and Capano as she discloses the intimate details of their ill-fated bonding. A vulnerable, trusting woman becomes spellbound by a charming, duplicitous married man, and what begins as a seemingly unremarkable affair is slowly transformed into an obsessive, convoluted, and deadly relationship. Through her impeccable research, Rule peels away layer after layer of deception to reveal a man who lived a secret life for decades, a man so greedy that he would sacrifice anyone to gain what he desired. One of his many mistresses -- all of whom were unknown to one another -- was Deborah MacIntyre, an attractive and wealthy member of one of Wilmington's oldest families and an administrator of an elite private school. She, too, would become part of the mystery surrounding Anne Marie's disappearance. As three prominent families are destroyed to satisfy one man's jealous obsessions, this unfathomable tragedy becomes a tale that few would believe if it were presented as fiction. Shockingly, it is all true. Destined to become a classic,...And Never Let Her Go is a riveting account of forbidden love and murder among the rich and powerful, and a chilling insight into the evil that sometimes hides behind even the most charming façade.



Shorter Dictionary of Catch Phrases

Shorter Dictionary of Catch Phrases Author Rosalind Fergusson
ISBN-10 9781134856060
Release 2003-09-02
Pages 176
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This collection will appeal to everyone who has ever wondered about the origin of phrases like "all part of life's rich pattern" and "long time no see". It covers a wide range of catch phrases in current use in all parts of the English-speaking world. Most entries are drawn from the second edition of Eric Partridge's Dictionary of Catch Phrases (second edition, edited by Paul Beale), but have been completely rewritten in the light of recent research, and there are many additions. Catch Phrases include: close your eyes and think of England! have I got news for you! ... refreshes the parts that other ... cannot reach some mothers do'ave'em! you are awful, but I like you.