Mad Libs on the Road

Mad Libs on the Road Author Roger Price
ISBN-10 0843174986
Release 1999-05-01
Pages 48
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Mad Libs, the hugely popular fill-in-the-blanks word game gets ready for summer vacation with stories you can take on the road about roadside diners, historical sights, car songs, and more. Original.



Summer Fun Mad Libs Junior

Summer Fun Mad Libs Junior Author Roger Price
ISBN-10 0843107596
Release 2004-02-01
Pages 48
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What could be better for kids in the backseat on those long car trips? Highlighting some of America's most popular travel destinations, Summer Fun Mad Libs Junior is perfect for those long road trips.



Madagascar 3 Mad Libs

Madagascar 3 Mad Libs Author Roger Price
ISBN-10 0843169982
Release 2012-04-26
Pages 48
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Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Gloria the Hippo, and Melman the Giraffe are determined to get home to their beloved Big Apple while King Julien, Maurice, and the Penguins are along for the adventure. This time the road takes them through Europe, where they find the perfect cover: a traveling circus, which they reinvent Madagascar-style!



25 On the Road with Mallory

 25 On the Road with Mallory Author Laurie Friedman
ISBN-10 9781467795678
Release 2016-03-01
Pages 160
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Mallory has a new journal, just in time for her family's vacation to the Grand Canyon. She can't wait for the road trip—until it turns out that her cousin, Kate, is coming along. Kate would rather read a list of "fun facts" than have actual fun at the amazing stops along the route. And when Kate catches Max texting a mysterious girl, the backseat of the minivan starts to seem like the last place Mallory wants to be. With everyone arguing and keeping secrets, can Mallory somehow save the trip?



25 on the Road with Mallory

 25 on the Road with Mallory Author Laurie Friedman
ISBN-10 9781467750295
Release 2016-03-01
Pages 160
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Mallory can't wait for her family's road trip to the Grand Canyon--until it turns out that her not-so-fun cousin, Kate, is coming along. With everyone arguing and keeping secrets, can Mallory somehow save the trip?



iPad Apps For Kids For Dummies

iPad Apps For Kids For Dummies Author Jinny Gudmundsen
ISBN-10 9781118525487
Release 2012-11-29
Pages 256
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Get the scoop on the best kid-friendly apps iPad has to offer! How do you find good apps for your children? Read iPad Apps For Kids For Dummies, that's how! With over a half-million apps in the App Store and that number growing, this great new guide cuts through the clutter and points parents in the direction of the best apps for kids of all ages. From apps for dinosaur lovers to fashion fans, puzzle masters to avid adventurers, and everything in between, you’ll find apps to both educate and entertain. Which apps have strong girl role models? Which apps help kids with special needs? Which ones will keep the whole family entertained on the road? This handy, full-color book by tech-savvy, USA TODAY Kid-Tech columnist Jinny Gudmundsen covers it all. Helps parents find the best of the best iPad apps for children of all ages in the crowded App Store Shows parents which apps are worth the price and those that are free and fabulous Demonstrates how to use an iPad to make learning fun, apps for kids with special needs, age-appropriate apps for each child's age, and how you can avoid in-app purchase mistakes Draws on the experience and expertise of Kid-Tech columnist Jinny Gudmundsen, who has taken countless apps for a test run and shared her findings in USA TODAY and in Gannett newspapers nationwide; Jinny's work has also been published in the Los Angeles Times and Child magazine, and online at ABCNews.com, and she has appeared on national TV and radio Don't waste anymore time plowing through the App Store for kid-friendly apps on your own! Get iPad Apps For Kids For Dummies today and get your kids excited about learning.



Learning Through Writing

Learning Through Writing Author Kathleen Kopp
ISBN-10 9781934338308
Release 2008
Pages 142
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"WINNER OF THE 2009 ASSOCIATION OF EDUCATIONAL PUBLISHERS' DISTINGUISHED ACHIEVEMENT AWARD AND THE 2010 TEACHERS' CHOICE AWARD FOR THE CLASSROOM! Use writing to teach the content areas! Check students' content-area knowledge, writing skills, and critical thinking at the same time! Fun, authentic writing activities for language arts, math, science, social studies, and health/nutrition take students through the entire writing process, from brainstorming to publishing, while letting imaginations soar. This content-area writing series includes one grade-level book each for third, fourth, and fifth grade, offering the flexibility to pick from a variety of activities. Choose the activities from each grade that appeal most to your students, or use only the book for your grade to match your students' skill levels and target grade-appropriate content-area topics and writing skills. Each ready-to-go activity •includes lesson plans, extensions, rubrics, student worksheets, and examples •clearly lists objectives, materials and teacher preparation needed, and what prior knowledge and skills are being targeted •is easily di fferentiated to meet students' needs •can be used on its own, with other content-area activities, or as class time allows •connects to national content-area and writing standards •reflects grade-appropriate language and writing skills Publishing ideas, bibliographies, student checklists, and correlations to commonly taught writing standards and craft skills make this resource complete and easy to use. You'll never run out of authentic ways to make learning through writing fun."



My Little Pony Mad Libs Junior

My Little Pony Mad Libs Junior Author Roger Price
ISBN-10 0843116218
Release 2005-04-21
Pages 48
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This Mad Libs Junior puzzle book is devoted to the magical world of My Little Pony Fans can fill in the blanks with the Ponies as they frolic with their friends, dance among fluffy clouds, and play on Butterfly Island. Illustrations. Consumable.



Arrested Development Mad Libs

Arrested Development Mad Libs Author Kendra Levin
ISBN-10 9780843182590
Release 2015-01-08
Pages 48
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There was money in that banana stand! Arrested Development Mad Libs includes 21 original stories inspired by all the memorable moments, characters, and lines from the cult TV series. At only $4.99 our book makes a great gift for all yourArrested Development-obsessed friends who have watched the DVDs so many times they have every hilarious line memorized.



Pretty Ugly

Pretty Ugly Author Kirker Butler
ISBN-10 9781466850682
Release 2015-03-31
Pages 304
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From a writer/producer of Family Guy, a satirical look at a dysfunctional southern family complete with an overbearing stage mom, a 9 year-old pageant queen, a cheating husband, his teenage girlfriend, a crazy grandmother, and Jesus. After eight-and-a-half years and three hundred twenty-three pageants, Miranda Miller has become the ultimate stage mother. Her mission in life is to see that her nine-year-old daughter, Bailey, continues to be one of the most successful child pageant contestants in the southern United States. But lately, that mission has become increasingly difficult. Bailey wants to retire and has been secretly binge eating to make herself "unpageantable;" and the reality show Miranda has spent years trying to set up just went to their biggest rival. But Miranda has a plan. She's seven months pregnant with her fourth child, a girl (thank God), and she is going to make damn sure this one is even more successful than Bailey, even if the new girl is a little different. Miranda's husband, Ray, however, doesn't have time for pageants. A full-time nurse, Ray spends his days at the hospital where he has developed a habit of taking whatever pills happen to be lying around. His nights are spent working hospice and dealing with Courtney, the seventeen-year-old orphan granddaughter of one of his hospice patients who he has, regrettably, knocked up. With a pregnant wife, a pregnant teenage mistress, two jobs, a drug hobby, and a mountain of debt, Ray is starting to take desperate measures to find some peace. Meanwhile, the Millers' two sons are being homeschooled by Miranda's mother, Joan (pronounced Jo-Ann), a God-fearing widow who spends her free time playing cards and planning a murder with Jesus. Yes, Jesus. A bright new voice in satirical literature, Kirker Butler pulls no punches as he dissects our culture's current state of affairs. It's really funny, but it's also pretty ugly.



Simon Adventures Boxed Set

Simon Adventures Boxed Set Author Scott Semegran
ISBN-10
Release 2017-10-29
Pages 624
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For the first time, all three novels in the hilarious literary series are together in one eBook bundle. This eBook collects the entire epic, mind-bending run in the most convenient format available including all three book covers and accompanying illustrations: THE METEORIC RISE OF SIMON BURCHWOOD THE SPECTACULAR SIMON BURCHWOOD SAMMIE & BUDGIE What Reviewers Are Saying About Simon Burchwood: "Simon is such a character that I couldn't wait to find what he did next." —Great Books Under $5 "Simon's self-doubting verbosity becomes oddly endearing." —Kirkus Reviews "Simon Burchwood is a genius. It's true!" —Bitsy Bling Books "His ill-fated journey is strangely captivating." —Indie Reader "Cracked me up!" —Ashton the Book Blogger THE METEORIC RISE OF SIMON BURCHWOOD On his way to New York to celebrate his impending literary success, Simon Burchwood is the prototypical American careerist: arrogant, egotistical, narcissistic. But a quick detour to Montgomery, Alabama to visit a childhood friend sends Simon on a bizarre journey, challenging his hopes and dreams of becoming a famous writer. The Meteoric Rise of Simon Burchwood is a character study that delves into the psyche of a man who desperately tries to redefine himself. Is Simon pompous? Yes. A jerk? Yes. Will you like him? Absolutely! "The book is told entirely from Simon's viewpoint. Simon is not a very likable guy; as a matter of fact, he is a self-centered, pompous jerk. But for some reason, it's pretty fun to be inside his head, mainly because he is an inadvertent, oblivious jerk... A very good novel that was humorous throughout." —Red Adept Reviews. "Verdict: An ambitious, enjoyable read with a superb ending that changed my interpretation of the entire text." —Indie Reader THE SPECTACULAR SIMON BURCHWOOD Recently divorced and his writing career in shambles, Simon Burchwood's life is a complete disaster. He reluctantly finds work as a computer support technician and resigns that his career as the next great American novelist will never come to fruition. When he learns that his ex-wife abruptly moves to Dallas with his children, he embarks on a crazy road trip with a nerdy coworker and a hitchhiking punk rock girl and discovers the inspiration he desperately needs for his new literary masterpiece. Take another trip with the one and only Simon Burchwood. "Simon is starting to understand something, and his luck literally changes. Semegran handles this quite deftly. We see the progress he is making in getting a grasp of what life is about." —The New Podler Review of Books SAMMIE & BUDGIE Sammie & Budgie is a quirky, mystical tale about Simon Burchwood and his young son Sammie, who possesses the gift of foresight. The boy's special ability propels his family on a road trip to visit his ailing grandfather, a prickly man who left an indelible stamp on the father and son. The three are connected through more than genetics, their lives intertwined through dreams, imagination, and longing. The novel explores the bond between a caring father, and his children, one affected by his own thorny relationship with his surly father, and the connection he has with his sweet son is thicker than blood, going to the place where dreams are conceived and realized. "Illustrated throughout by Semegran, this book is the author's best. In these pages, his steadfastly idiosyncratic style really begins to click. An unconventional, beguiling, and endearing family tale." —Kirkus Reviews "Though Simon's love for his children shines through as one of the novel's biggest strengths, its illustrations are perhaps the best part. Expressive, adorable, and adding a fun surprise, they are a welcome addition to the reading experience." —Indie Reader



The Wizard of Oz Mad Libs

The Wizard of Oz Mad Libs Author Roger Price
ISBN-10 9780843180176
Release 2013-09-12
Pages 48
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A brand new Mad Libs featuring 21 stories inspired by the classic film The Wizard of Oz, out just in time for the 75th anniversary of the movie's release!



Funny Girl

Funny Girl Author Betsy Bird
ISBN-10 9780698409446
Release 2017-05-09
Pages 224
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Funny Girl is a collection of uproarious stories, rollicking comics, rib-tickling wit, and more, from 25 of today’s funniest female writers for kids. What could be funnier than family? Read stories about Ursula Brown's grandmother driving her on a road trip to disaster, Lisa Brown's little brother getting a Tic-Tac stuck up his nose, and Carmen Agra Deedy's mom setting the bathtub on fire. What could be funnier than friends? Pretty much nothing, as Rita Williams-Garcia shows two besties hatching a bird-brained scheme to get on to a TV talk show, and Deborah Underwood introduces a dynamic dog-and-cat duo teaming up on a pet advice column. What could be funnier than YOU? Tell your future with Mad Libs, discover your Chinese Zodiac sign with Lenore Look, and learn the best tricks of the comedy trade from professional humorists like Adrianne Chalepah and Delaney Yeager. With clever contributions from award-winning and bestselling authors including Cece Bell, Sophie Blackall, Libba Bray, Shannon Hale, Lisa Graff, and Raina Telgemeier, this anthology of funny girls will make you laugh until you cry. Or cry until you laugh. Or maybe you won't cry at all. Either way, you'll definitely laugh. Funny Girl isn’t just an anthology: it’s a cause, a mission, a movement. Girls are funny. Now it’s time for the world to know it. From the Hardcover edition.



Dead of Winter

Dead of Winter Author Kresley Cole
ISBN-10 9781481423472
Release 2015-01-06
Pages 320
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Can Evie convince her rival loves to work together? Their survival depends on it in this third book of #1 New York Times bestselling author Kresley Cole’s Arcana Chronicles, a nonstop action tale of rescue, redemption, and a revenge most wicked. Heartbreaking decisions Evie was almost seduced by the life of comfort that Death offered her—until Jack was threatened by two of the most horrific Arcana, The Lovers. She will do anything to save him, even escape Death’s uncanny prison, full of beautiful objects, material comforts…and stolen glances from a former love. Uncertain victory Despite leaving a part of her heart behind with Death, Evie sets out into a frozen and perilous post-apocalyptic wasteland to meet up with her allies and launch an attack on The Lovers and the vast army they command. Such formidable enemies require a battle plan, and the only way to kill them once and for all may mean Evie, Jack, and Death allying. Evie doesn’t know what will prove more impossible: surviving slavers, plague, Bagmen and other Arcana—or convincing Jack and Death to work together. Two heroes returned There’s a thin line between love and hate, and Evie just doesn’t know where she stands with either Jack or Death. Will this unlikely trio be able to defeat The Lovers without killing one another first?



The Spectacular Simon Burchwood

The Spectacular Simon Burchwood Author Scott Semegran
ISBN-10
Release 2013-09-12
Pages 236
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Recently divorced and his writing career in shambles, Simon Burchwood's life is a complete disaster. He reluctantly finds work as a computer support technician and resigns that his career as the next great American novelist will never come to fruition. When he learns that his ex-wife abruptly moves to Dallas with his children, he embarks on a crazy road trip with a nerdy coworker and a hitchhiking punk rock girl and discovers the inspiration he desperately needs for his new literary masterpiece. Take another trip with the one and only Simon Burchwood. What Reviewers Are Saying About Simon Burchwood: "Simon is such a character that I couldn't wait to find what he did next." -- 5 Stars / Great Books Under $5 "Simon is not a very likeable guy; as a matter of fact, he is a self-centered, pompous jerk. But for some reason, it’s pretty fun to be inside his head." -- 4 1/2 Stars / Red Adept Reviews "Simon Burchwood Is A Genius, It's True!" -- 4 Stars / Bitsy Bling Books "Cracked me up!" -- 4 Stars / Ashton the Book Blogger



Donorboy

Donorboy Author Brendan Halpin
ISBN-10 9781504006538
Release 2015-04-07
Pages 210
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Rosalind is mourning the deaths of both her moms, and Sean is working on his own issues—the only thing they have in common is a little DNA When both of Rosalind’s mothers die, she moves in with the donor father she never knew. Fifteen, angry, and feeling completely alone, Ros refuses to speak to her biological father, Sean, sharing her feelings only with her journal. But through a series of emails and text messages, Ros and Sean slowly get to know each other. Sweet, comic, honest, and moving, Donorboy is the story of two people who seem to have nothing more than genes in common stumbling toward a shared future. Brendan Halpin has crafted a thoroughly modern take on love, family, and figuring it all out.



The Only Girl in the Car

The Only Girl in the Car Author Kathy Dobie
ISBN-10 9780307765826
Release 2010-09-29
Pages 240
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The Only Girl in the Car Bookworm and dreamer, Kathy was a young girl with a tender heart, an adventurer’s spirit, and a child’s terrible confusion about her proper place in the world. As the oldest daughter in a family of six children, she seemed trapped in her role as Big Sister and Mommy’s Helper. Then, one day, teetering on the brink of adolescence, hormones surging, she heard someone call her “cheesecake,” and suddenly saw her path. “Cheesecake, jailbait, sex kitten”--the very words seemed to be “doors opening” to a splendid new self. But from the moment she decides to lose her virginity and reels in her prey, a “full-grown man,” fourteen-year-old Kathy is headed for trouble. One cold, raw March night some months later, parked in a car with four boys on the outskirts of her small suburban town, she finds it. Though she could never have foreseen the outcome of that night, the “boys in the car could just as well have been Gypsies foretelling my future,” she writes. Girls who break the rules in small towns like the one she lived in are expected to pay a very high price for their transgressions--and she did. And yet...this young girl, as scrappy a protagonist as any in our literature, manages to transform her fate. The story of how she came to be in that car, and how she stepped out of it forever altered, to be sure, yet not forever damaged, is the theme of this extraordinary coming-of-age tale. From the Hardcover edition.